Do a quick search on Pinterest for "Morning Coffee Quotes" and you'll across many things like: "Today's motivation provided by coffee." "My morning coffee makes me feel like I got my shit together. I don't, but it makes me feel like it." "I woke up like this. And by "this" I mean exhausted and in desperate need of coffee." Which I find all funny and well, because who doesn't love to blame their morning irksomeness on lack of caffeine?!  I love coffee. I adore it. I love it as much as Lorelie and Rory Gilmore. Ok, maybe not as much. But...